Still stealin' from Chudah's Corner.
What I see: "Hey, have you seen my new sword, it's pretty impressive."
"Wow, that is a pretty nice sword. Very nice craftsmanship, good shape, that's a fine blade, for certain."
"You know what I got it for?"
"Thousands of dollars? My discerning eye tells me this is a fine sword indeed."
"Nope, nothing!"
"Why, how did you manage that?"
"Killed a hobo."
"Nothing wrong with killing hobos"
What I expect to hear: That conversation. Or a large number of electric guitars battling to the death. Maybe some perverse combination of the two.
Would I buy it? No, because D-Xhird isn't pronounceable and that makes me angry.
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