Pac-Man

Image again stolen from Chudah's Corner. If you like game soundtracks, maybe go there?

What I see: Around here, I know it's the drill to make some snarky comments about what the album cover looks like or might represent, but today I'll cut to the heart of the matter. This cover is shit. The Pac-men are badly drawn and colored (what the hell is wrong with their mouths?), the font is awful, the color scheme is cheap, and it generally gives the vibe of something a 5-year old would make to cover his cassette copy of the Pac Man theme he recorded off of his Atari.

What I expect to hear: See above.

Would I buy it? No. Not a chance. Though it did somehow wind up on my hard drive somehow.

N64 ANTHEMS HARDCORE EXTREME MIX

Image stolen from Chudah's Corner.

What I see: Man is this extreme or what? Look at how the background is all blurry, and the text has multiple extreme outlines! And only a totally extreme product would use about 12 different fonts. That, or one of those CDs you find in a bin tucked away in the darkest corner of Wal-Mart, right beside the compilation of top 80s hits, including Hugh Lewinson and the Current Events.

What I expect to hear: Really bad covers of songs from the games listed, obviously. Maybe with some added vocals by some tone deaf guy.

Would I buy? It says free on the cover, maybe I don't have to?